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-Bette Davis-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette Davis-

Tue Oct 16 2007
Views: 24

-Carrie Snow-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-

Tue Oct 16 2007
Views: 26

-Caryn Leschen-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-

Tue Oct 16 2007
Views: 26

-Catherine-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

-Catherine-

Tue Oct 16 2007
Views: 25

-Charlotte Whitton-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-

Tue Oct 16 2007
Views: 25

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Tue Oct 16 2007
Views: 29

-Dolly Parton-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-

Tue Oct 16 2007
Views: 23

-Elayne Boosler-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

-Elayne Boosler-

Tue Oct 16 2007
Views: 24

-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Tue Oct 16 2007
Views: 23

-Erma Bombeck-

My second favorite household chore is ironing.  My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-

Tue Oct 16 2007
Views: 23